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LaRa
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Post by LaRa » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:36 pm

<span style='color:purple'>WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence--

HUSBAND" "****!"</span>

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Post by Senorita » Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:12 pm

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

i actually get it :$
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Post by krazzie_ammo » Sat Jun 17, 2006 8:33 pm

lol, playedddd
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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Thu Sep 27, 2007 3:49 pm

LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO I LOVE IT!

wow i had to read it a couple times b4 i understood.. but yeah thats damn funny :lol:

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* Adnan *
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Post by * Adnan * » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:38 pm

Me don't get it !
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Post by Platinum_Pwincess » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:43 pm

PMSL! OMGGG

Haha i got that first time...wow :oops:

Adnan....i just explained it to you on msn.

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* Adnan *
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Post by * Adnan * » Thu Sep 27, 2007 5:49 pm

Yesh I get it now ty ruby :)
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Post by cuzzy » Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:27 pm

LMFAO
nice one haha :lol:

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