MC Battles, 4 Linerz!

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Shaan
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Post by Shaan » Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:30 am

You fink u rap fresher?..
Blud.. I got sum hand gestures..
That your ancestors.. In Manchester..
Can understand better!

(Use the microscopic amount of intelligence and imagination you have to figure out what them hand gestures might b :roll: .. Il give ya instructions.. turn your thumb.. index.. ring and pinky finger in towards your palm.. now straighten out the remaining finger you are left with..) Now sit on it and spin yourself.. kp86's score was 21.. try beat her! :P

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Post by Shaan » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:01 am

Im never sober.. Im the better flower..
Your galz hed went bak in2 her shoulda..
Wen she saw the shyt i showed her..
Now its past 12.. Shes transformed into an ogre! :oops:

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Post by That_Kid » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:35 am

Shaan wrote:Hes always bin gay.. You can ask his Pops MAN..
His shyts seriusly fake.. You should see the shyt he rocks MAN..
Your backwards abit lik summers clocks MAN..
You get hassled abit.. For rocking Oxfam!
those lyrics had nothing to do with what i said....stop pastin shit you wrote months ago :roll: anyway up to you man if you wanna roll like that then cool

ye i rap fresher you ent no contest
you tryna say u f*cked my girl? nahh nigga that'd be incest
that line alone got your lame ass impressed
your lyrics ent fully formed yet jus like ya girls breasttttt

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Post by Shaan » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:00 pm

Your gurl was a virgin till i fuked her..
All i had to pay her was jusa Lambert & Butler.. :P
She has me in her mouth.. You can call me her muffler..
You can make a car boot sale with the shyt u'll find up her!:shock:

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Post by Shaan » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:13 pm

I'll shake this fake brother.. While i date his mates mother..
When you smile.. your teeth look lik they HATE each other!
You get your teeth bust recurrently.. That shytz an E-fukin-Mergency!..
Fuk braces.. Your in need of re-constructive surgery!

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Post by cuzzy » Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:52 pm

ite jus sumat i wanted to say:$
ye i rap fresher you ent no contest
you tryna say u f*cked my girl? nahh nigga that'd be incest
that line alone got your lame ass impressed
your lyrics ent fully formed yet jus like ya girls breasttttt
LMFAOOOOO rated barz :lol: me write sme laterish when i have time or w/e :wink:

kp86

Post by kp86 » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:00 pm

i wanna cry.... :cry: .... shaan i av no bars for u .... :cry: sorry u win ... b happy... :evil:

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Post by That_Kid » Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:38 pm

i know fo sho u was talkin 2 urself about re-constructive surgery
cuz you sure as hell be prayin u looked half decent as me
i'll shoot you down while i continue to climb upwards
and ye you can call me Hovis cuz i sure am the bes of both worldz

MERKKKAAGEEEE BRUAPPPP

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Post by xJATTIxPRINCESSx » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:13 am

heyaaa yall aynt bin on dis in tym sooo hmm llets hav a try...

brap brap u nah ready
itz jatti princess cumin for u steady
dnt u knw im da gyal ur mum warned u about
so dnt cum up me actin all sik..ill leave u der lukin like a p*rick:)

(shush dnt cuss itz bin tym for me LOL) :oops:
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Post by xJATTIxPRINCESSx » Mon Dec 03, 2007 10:15 am

OOOO i meant *so dnt cum up 2 me actin all sik..cuz ill leave u der lukin like a p*rick* MA BAD I KNW :oops:
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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Wed Dec 05, 2007 11:07 am

wow Shaf... here's a standing ovation for your brilliant work...

*APPPPPLLLLAAAAUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEE*

=).

(Sarcasm makes the world go round 8) )
The world's not getting smaller, there's just less in it.

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Post by That_Kid » Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:25 pm

haterz look up to me and that ent cuz they shorter than me
i come back from the dead like i was the missin canoeist
but i wipe you out like you never exist
try gettin at me dont expect me not to react,im perfect and thats a fact!!

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Post by adi » Mon Dec 24, 2007 5:13 pm

rip up the mic cos i knw can i fcuk ya sister kidnap ya nan
put her on a plane 2 afghanistan let her play bingo wit the taliban

not the best :oops: but least i had a go :D
Its all about the silver Subaru with 17'' Amir Khans and the numba plate BA5H1R

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Post by That_Kid » Tue Dec 25, 2007 6:07 pm

talking about family? to get to them you gotta pass my 9millimeter
you aint rippin nuttin! u cudnt spit shit even after the heimlich maneuver
so shut the f*ck up else you live life with nuttin but regrets
you're f*ckin up your own shit like a niqqa with tourettes!!

not the best :oops: but least i had a go :D

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Post by Brown Eyed Beauty » Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:09 pm

Mc battles turn Christmas into Diss-mas :|

Ayoooooo
All you haters who come and go
thinking ur tight wit ur lyrical flow
get the rod out ur ass and get down low
kiss and make up under the mistletoe

not the best :oops: but.. lala allow ittttt =)
The world's not getting smaller, there's just less in it.

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